Roasted 3 months ago based on Kevin, The Cardigan's long term Spotify stats.

Kevin, The Cardigan, huh? With a name like that, it’s no wonder you prefer snuggling up to your playlists over human interaction. “Rap” and “Rage Rap” right next to each other? Are you trying to have a personality crisis in musical form? And let’s be honest, if you play “Fountain of Chocolate” one more time, I’m going to report you for crimes against humanity. Seriously, what were you even thinking when you titled that? That has the creative flair of a toddler who just discovered a box of crayons. You’ve got a top ten that might as well be an indie band’s rejected name list! “DAYYTONA FOX”? Sounds like something that would headline at a community college talent show. And let’s not even get started on the fact that your most played songs are all yours. If your Spotify bio had a mission statement, it would read: “I write, I perform, and I definitely listen to myself way too much.” At this point, we need a Spotify feature that lets friends stage an intervention for artists like you who just can’t let go of their own discography. Honestly, your love for "Reggaeton" and the fact that "Kevin, The Cardigan" takes up half your top ten makes it seem like you're trying to diversify while still keeping things embarrassingly personal. Man, no offense, but nobody's trying to hear “Haunted Lands” on repeat unless they’re haunted by the poor life decisions that led them to add that track to their library. So go on, keep jamming to your own tunes while the rest of us pretend not to notice your Spotify sessions are 90% self-affirmation and 10% actual good taste. Keep it up, and your next single will be titled "Late-night Regrets."

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