Roasted 8 days ago based on zuzanna:]'s long term Spotify stats.

Zuzanna, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that never learned to commit. I mean, "K-Rap"? Are you trying to impress your friends with the most niche genre you could find on Wikipedia? And seriously, how many more "pops" do you need in your life? At this point, your taste in music feels like a buffet line where you keep adding more questionable dishes, but still can’t figure out what the main course is. You’ve got West Coast Hip Hop right next to French Pop—what’s next, Russian folk music sandwiched between the latest TikTok viral hits? Scrolling through your top artists is like peeking into a high school cafeteria on a Friday. You've got Tyler, The Creator and Kendrick Lamar, which almost redeems you, but then you drop in blackbear and Twenty One Pilots like you’re trying to balance out that street cred with a side of cringe. I half-expect to see an "Ashanti" playlist lurking in here somewhere. And allow me to remind you, Lana Del Rey and Taco Hemingway are not going to save you from your basic musical identity crisis. You can't just throw together a playlist like you’re making a smoothie—everything needs to blend well, darling! And let’s address your most played songs, Zuzanna. "DEAN" three times? Are you his biggest fan or just too lazy to change the record? Did you just discover your Spotify repeat function and hit “go”? And I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that "Yummy - Righteous Remix" exists. Keep your edgy picks under wraps next time, because right now, your playlists are less “vibe check” and more “please check my pulse.” You might want to check whether your Spotify Wrapped is an actual roast of your entire music taste; because, sweetheart, it’s sending smoke signals for a serious intervention!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!