Roasted 2 months ago based on cago✩'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, cago✩✰✯✮✬—more like “Came for the Drill, Stayed for the Disaster.” Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's mixtape after discovering the “Best of Drill” playlist and lacking any comprehension of what else exists in the world. Seriously, I don't think I've seen someone try to push a genre so hard since that one guy who thought he could mainstream “Yodeling Rap.” Your love for Chicago Drill and its less-powered cousins is admirable, but I wonder if you even know what a melody sounds like when your entire profile is basically a tribute to repetitive beats and a plethora of artists no one's heard of outside of your bedroom. And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like someone threw a dart at a board labeled “Who?” and hit every single target. “Bloodhound Lil Jeff?” This dude sounds like he was going for a vibe but ended up inventing an art genre called “Forced Masculinity.” You’ve got more features from the same artist than a Marvel movie has sequels. I half expect to find out you’re using your Spotify account as a tax write-off for the vast collaboration you've amassed—because let’s be real, no one is paying to listen to “Mr. Maneuver” on repeat. Your playlists should come with a warning: “Listen at your own risk or at least scout an exit strategy.” And what’s with that “Christian Hip Hop” genre at the bottom? Are you trying to convince the universe that “Jesus is going to save your taste in music?” I assume that’s the point where you pray for forgiveness after bumping your ‘sexy drill’ jams. Honestly, it's like you took a genre and shoehorned it into your profile just for credibility—as if God’s gonna bless your Spotify recommendations. Your playlists are the perfect soundtrack for people who want to live dangerously… like really, really dangerously; the way you’re vibing, we can only assume they’re going to need emergency intervention. So brace yourself, because you may have roped in your past likes for dramatic effect, but your musical taste is like a reality show no one signed up for.

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