Roasted 2 years ago based on Music's long term Spotify stats.

Riley, let's take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, which serves as a perfect cautionary tale on overcommitment to niche subgenres. Seriously, “Rage Rap” and “Scam Rap”? At this point, I’m waiting for you to release a mixtape titled “My Life’s Financial Decisions in Musical Form.” I can already hear your mom sighing in disappointment from a thousand miles away, wondering where she went wrong when she let you replace your college education with a playlist dedicated to the groans of beat drops. It's a wonder you still have friends with a top artist lineup that resembles a who's who of artists who peaked during some deep internet rabbit hole. “Hey, did you hear the new LUCKI song?” is not a conversation starter, it’s a social death sentence. If I had a nickel for every time someone brought up "BabyTron" at a party, I'd have enough to buy a ticket to a more enjoyable experience—like watching paint dry while listening to elevator music. You’re out here jamming to the sound of digital despair while we’re living our best lives on the other side of the radio. But let's address the elephant in the room: Your most played songs. A chart filled with LUCKI? You really might be trying to win the award for "Most Unimpressed Listener Ever." Congratulations on successfully listening to a guy sing about existential dread for 85% of your Spotify hours! You could make a better soundtrack for a funeral than a night out. You like what you like, but remember, the key is to diversify your portfolio—your music taste shouldn't have you feeling like you’re stuck dungeon crawling in the basement of a house party with 5 different flavors of sadness.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!