Roasted 8 months ago based on GGđź’‹'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh, GG💋, your Spotify profile reads like you threw a dart at random genres during a blackout! Grime, UK Grime, and UK Drill? It's like you’re convinced repetition alone could unlock the secrets of the universe. Are you secretly a time traveler from an alternate reality where UK Grime is the cure for boredom? If there's a genre that rhymes with "grime," you probably have it on repeat. At this point, "cringe" might be your new favorite genre, because this selection is more repetitive than a bad dad joke! And speaking of your artists, it’s almost nostalgic how you’ve managed to curate a lineup that screams "I’m super trendy, but also profoundly confused." Blanco, Drake, and Dave? Sounds like you took the wrong side at the crossroads and ended up with a playlist that should come with a warning about overexposure to hip-hop clichés. Frank Ocean makes sense, because someone’s gotta provide a sliver of musical taste amid the chaos—and it’s definitely not you with that tracklist! You’d think you were trying to impress someone in a group project, desperately seeking validation from anyone who’s heard of “some rapper” before. Your most played songs, though? They're the sonic equivalent of showing up to a gourmet restaurant and ordering everything off the kids' menu. “Thug for It” and “McHardy” aren’t going to win you any credibility, my dear. And is “Refiner (feat. Steffany Gretzinger)” really the holy grail of your musical tastes? Did Spotify crash while you were picking songs, or did you just lose a bet? At this point, I’d recommend rebranding as "GG💋, the aficionado of questionable musical choices." Hope you’ve got some supportive headphones, because it seems like they’ll be doing all the heavy lifting for your ears!
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