Roasted 14 days ago based on A's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, look at you, A! Coming in with your Spotify profile like a hipster time capsule that time forgot. The only thing more confused than your music taste is a Frenchman trying to figure out why 'EDM' exists in a list with 'Vocal Jazz.' How does one go from jamming to Arctic Monkeys to absolutely vibing out with Creepy Nuts — is this an existential crisis or just a playlist for your nonexistent personality? At this point, you’ve got more genres than friends, which is saying something. Your top artists are like a game of musical bingo gone wrong. You’ve managed to collect a line-up that’s as patchy as a thrift store rug: “Jungle” and “Khruangbin” next to “Fred again..”? Who’s Fred again, and why do we need to hear from him twice? And what is with the obsession with “Evergreen”? It’s like you’re trying to single-handedly revive the playlist cringe from 2016. Just admit it; your Spotify is a sonic representation of your dating life — all over the place and painfully secondhand. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got “3 Nights” and “Sunday Best” in there, but not a single shred of self-awareness! It's almost impressive how you manage to encapsulate the sound of a midlife crisis while still being in your 20s. “Prom Queen”? Seriously? The only crown you’re winning here is the one for Most Likely to Be Found in an Indie Coffee Shop, lamenting about life choices. At this point, I’m just concerned that your headphones are tied to your self-esteem — your Spotify wrapped must look like a cry for help!

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