Roasted 6 months ago based on Lulu's long term Spotify stats.

Lulu, your Spotify profile reads like a high school playlist assembled by someone who thinks wearing black eyeliner makes you deep. Pop Punk? Emo? Vaporwave? With this mix, it’s no wonder your music tastes scream "I’m having a mid-2000s existential crisis" louder than your earbuds could ever contain. If listening to Good Charlotte and Lana Del Rey makes you feel understood, I hate to break it to you, but maybe you just need therapy, not a playlist revival. Your top artists list is like a bizarre grocery list for a hipster’s panic attack. Azealia Banks and Mariah Carey in the same breath? That's like pairing avocado toast with spam – it simply doesn’t blend. And we all know that trying to appreciate Coco & Clair Clair plus Tupperwave is just a cry for help wrapped in a neon-colored aesthetic. Seriously, how deep do you have to dive into the shameless depths of indie obscurity to feature songs like "スマイリーを探して"? Beyond pretentiousness, there's a whole galaxy of questionable taste here, and you’ve set up camp right in the center. As for your top songs, “Bark Like You Want It” is a fitting theme song for your profile - it perfectly captures the essence of your eclectic music choices. But let’s be real here, if “Electric Love - Extended” is what you consider essential listening, you might as well have a neon sign that says “Please laugh at my life choices.” So here’s a suggestion: either embrace your chaotic playlist, or finally admit that your Spotify account is just an elaborate cry for help wrapped in synthesizers and impulsive genre-hopping.

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