Roasted 2 years ago based on Marie Van Belleghem's long term Spotify stats.

Marie, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet that nobody asked for. One moment you're jamming out to Arctic Monkeys, desperately trying to convince us you're still cool, and the next you flip the script and dive headfirst into Bring Me The Horizon, as if you need that emotional rollercoaster to justify your own questionable life choices. You’ve got more genres than any sane person should, like you’re trying to win a competition for most indecisive music lover of the year. We get it, you're eclectic—half of us just think you're confused. And let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got Ghost and Slipknot, two bands that give off the vibe you’re a professional ghost-hunter and emotional abuser. I mean, ever heard of a little thing called variety? It's as if you went to the “Heavily-Disillusioned Teenager's Guide to Music” and took every recommendation way too seriously. You pop in Bo Burnham to remind yourself that at least some people are funnier than your taste in music, but then bounce back to metal because apparently that screams depth to you. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Lastly, looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’ve made some questionable life decisions. "Kool-Aid," "CODE MISTAKE," and "Custer"? Are you trying to channel your inner angst, or just using your Spotify account as cheap therapy? You’re one “Musette And Drums” away from a mid-life crisis masquerading as an artsy phase. If this playlist were a person, it would sin and repent in the same breath—and frankly, Marie, that just sounds exhausting. So while you rock on in your self-imposed soundscape of chaos, we’ll be over here sipping tea and enjoying some good ol' fashioned sanity. Cheers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!