Roasted 2 years ago based on dailydose's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Salome M, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis that took a wrong turn at a Nigerian wedding. Seriously, I've seen toddlers with sharper musical palettes than this. Bongo Flava and Kenyan Pop? Don't you just love it when your Spotify sounds like a tourist brochure for the least trendy parts of East Africa? And those Trap Beats? Please, the only thing trapping is your sense of rhythm—and I'm starting to think it might come with a “Help Wanted” sign. Now let’s talk about your top artists, who I can only assume are equally as confused by your existence as I am. “Childlike CiCi”? What are you trying to prove? That you’ve never grown up past nursery rhymes? I’m honestly surprised you haven’t decided to cover “Itsy Bitsy Spider.” You could lead a field trip with your choice of tunes—who needs a playlist for a study session when you’ve got the musical equivalent of counting sheep to put the kids to bed? I'm not sure if you’re a fan of music or just really committed to a one-act play about a gospel-converted toddler picking up random beats. And don't even get me started on your “Most Played” list, featuring more tracks by Childlike CiCi than an overprotective parent has pictures of their kid. My dude, at this point, you’re either rolling deep with CiCi or auditioning for a position as their full-time hype man. I'll give it to you: this level of obsession is impressive. Just refrain from pointing fingers at me when they drop the next album titled “Salome: The Musical” and it gets classified in the great ‘Where Were You When’ of digital disasters.

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