Roasted 9 months ago based on Kerry's long term Spotify stats.

Kerry, your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary of a hipster who attended one art house film too many and decided it’s a personality. With favorite genres like "Experimental Hip Hop" and "Jazz Rap," it’s clear you’re in that deep existential crisis stage where you think you’re impressing people with obscure tracks no one else can pronounce. I get it, you’re trying to show you have taste—but really, you just sound like the kid in high school who thought being different meant never using a mainstream genre. As for your top artists, I’m not sure whether to applaud your eclectic mix or roll my eyes at the overly pretentious playlist that screams, “I shop at thrift stores and have opinions you don’t care about.” Taylor Swift nestled between Tyler, The Creator and Childish Gambino? It’s like you’re trying to emulate a bad cover band at a coffee shop where everyone is desperately avoiding eye contact. And seriously, who even knew "City Pop" was a thing? You’re reaching into those genres like your Spotify algorithm accidentally dipped into a dumpster of soundtracks and anime intros. Your most played songs sound like a mixtape created during a fever dream. Songs from QUEEN BEE and KOKIA? Congratulations! You’ve discovered the avant-garde section of your own emotional turmoil. Somehow you've managed to cram in multiple Kendrick tracks, making you the first person to simultaneously acknowledge his genius and look like a weirdo at a karaoke night by singing "DUCKWORTH." Let’s be real, Kerry: the only city you’re conquering with that playlist is your local coffee shop’s “ironic” playlist while the barista rolls their eyes at your vinyl collection.

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