Roasted 2 months ago based on Dogebone's long term Spotify stats.

Dogebone, you must be the only person on Spotify who thinks "Indie," "Bedroom Pop," and "Soft Pop" are valid fighting styles. Your favorite genres read like a hipster's fever dream, or perhaps the playlist of someone who accidentally switched on the Spotify account of a fourteen-year-old who has just discovered feelings. If life-ever had a soundtrack making fun of your taste in music, it would be a playlist titled "Why Are You Like This?" with a single track on repeat. Your top artists are noteworthy for only one thing: the uncanny ability to transform every song into ambient background noise perfect for weeping silently while contemplating your life choices. Seriously, with Wallows topping your list five times, it's clear you’ve got a crippling case of “I heard this in a TikTok and now I can’t stop.” And don’t even get me started on the inclusion of "almost monday"—with a name like that, it's a miracle you’ve managed to wake up before noon, let alone curate a Spotify playlist. Most played songs? It looks like you’ve put the "no" in “nope, not listening.” If your music choices had a demeanor, it would be a socially awkward puppy that barks at shadows. When your go-to songs sound like they belong in the background of a sad Netflix documentary about failed dreams, it really makes you wonder if you’re performing a real-life social experiment on what it means to listen to music solely for existential dread. I hope you're at least vibing with your own playlist, even if it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!