Roasted 4 months ago based on Ilgar's long term Spotify stats.

Ilgar, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things metal, is the only person I know who can simultaneously headbang and type their Spotify bio in complete silence. Your love for "Thrash Metal" is so intense, it should come with a therapist's warning. Seriously though, with your favorite genres reading like the world's worst high school yearbook signature, you might as well just call yourself a pit version of a broken record. I’m pretty sure your playlist is the soundtrack to an existential crisis no one asked to witness. And let’s talk about your top artists. I’m not saying your taste is basic, but if "Megadeth" had a fan club, congratulations, you’d be the president and only member—following them on Spotify is basically your main personality trait, and honestly, it shows. Yet, here we are, stuck in a loop of 80's angst—at least Kurt Cobain is somewhere rolling his eyes at your obsession with bands named after things that sound like bad decisions made after midnight. Your Spotify looks like it was curated by a teenager who just found out that wearing band shirts makes them more interesting. With your most played songs, it’s absolutely clear you love misery more than joy. “In My Darkest Hour”? That’s not just a song title, buddy; it’s practically your mantra! But hey, at least you've got a diverse collection including “Shit Infested Roach Human Carcass” to keep things eclectic. Who needs variety when you can plummet into a rabbit hole of angst and despair? But take heart, Ilgar! You can always book a one-way ticket to a guided therapy session through your local record store. They might be able to help disentangle your deep-seated issues from the sweet embrace of guitar solos that sound more painful than cathartic!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!