Roasted 1 year ago based on ver♡na's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Verna, your Spotify profile reads like the love child of an emo phase and a mid-life crisis in a Hot Topic clearance bin. With your favorite genres boasting everything from “Permanent Wave” to “POV: Indie,” it’s as if you gave a Spotify algorithm the keys to your soul and said, “Please, just mix my identity crisis into neat little playlists.” Let’s be honest; the only wave you’re riding is the one that crashed in your mom’s basement while you binged anime soundtracks and argued with your cat about how 90s hits are the pinnacle of music. And girl, your top artists lineup looks like the guest list for a sad sock puppet party thrown by hipsters, including both Lana Del Rey and Type O Negative—but with zero context! Is this a tribute to your own personal sadness, or did you just mistakenly check every option available? The mix of such dark and whimsical artists is so jarring that even the algorithm is confused, likely wondering if it should play your playlist or call for psychological help. Not to mention the fact that Ayesha Erotica was considered a top artist, which just screams loud and clear: “I have so many internal conflicts, I’m practically a marching band!” Your most played songs could very well be the soundtrack to a gloriously awkward film that no one wants to watch, but everyone hears about endlessly. "Theme Of Bayonetta - Mysterious Destiny"? Really? Your taste is like reading the back of a cereal box while drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream. You might as well be shouting, "I'm complex!" as you cry into a bowl of ramen. So here’s the deal, Verna: embrace the chaos, but for the love of all that is holy, can we PLEASE get a little more consistency with your taste? Because right now, the only “permanent wave” I see is the wave of confusion washing over anyone trying to figure out who you really are.

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