Roasted 2 years ago based on Slingshot's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Slingshot! The only playlist where the vibe is as scattered as your genre choices. I mean, with love for both Afrobeats and Canadian Pop, it's clear you were just looking for an excuse to justify your questionable life decisions. Your music tastes read like the world's least coordinated speed-dating session. “Rap? Check! Afrobeats? Check!” Honestly, I've seen less diversity from a buffet with a theme. What's next? Traditional Mongolian throat singing on repeat? And let's talk about your top artists. Chris Brown, Drake, and Taylor Swift? Wow, so original! You must be the life of the party, sitting in the corner, playing DJ while everyone else tries to pretend they didn't hear "Blank Space" for the fifth time this week. It’s like you compiled this list while having an identity crisis — trying to relate to everyone, but ultimately ending up as the human embodiment of your Spotify's "Recommended for You" section. The only thing missing is a sad country ballad about your ex, but I'm sure that would be the cherry on top of your cringe sundae. Your most played songs are a real treat, too. "Dark Clouds" by Rod Wave? Don’t worry, buddy. The only thing dark about your clouds is the impending doom of realizing your musical variety is a reflection of your life choices. And “WOTOWOTO SEASONING”? I mean, come on! You couldn't even pick a track that isn't just a culinary playlist away from being a joke on a TikTok? It’s like your Spotify believes you want to hear everything and nothing at the same time. Slingshot, you’re the only person who could manage to make even a playlist feel like a complete mess - and hey, at least you give us all something to laugh at!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!