Roasted 2 years ago based on fraud's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, fraud, the Spotify profile that’s basically a hipster graveyard! You’re over here mixing genres like a mad scientist who lost all sense of taste. “Sigilkore”? Really? Did you just throw darts at a genre list or did you actually think “Glitchcore” sounded like the latest tech replacement for your attention span? Your playlist looks like a teenage emo kid’s diary set to a chaotic soundscape designed to make even the most devoted audiophiles weep with despair. Seriously, you probably could have just hit shuffle on your existential crisis. Your top artists list reads like a chatroom from a dystopian Young Adult novel. Lil Peep and The Smiths may as well be on opposing ends of a musical civil war, and yet here you are, trying to have them both for dinner. And “Chicago Bop”? Is that a genre or something you wave around at barbecues to impress other wannabe cool kids? Let’s not even mention your obsession with artists nobody’s ever heard of. You’re out here stanning for ‘vnmpire’ and ‘Yabujin’ like they’ve got a monopoly on the emotional depth of a slice of bread. And oh boy, those most played songs — it's like a cringe manifesto of every sad phase you’ve ever been through. “CHALICE OF MIND”? More like chalice of poor life choices! I guess “nuts” by Lil Peep is the perfect soundtrack for the way you keep dropping names (and sanity) in this avant-garde festival of despair you call a music taste. If anyone ever wanted to accurately recreate the feeling of falling down a well while simultaneously being stuck in a loop of self-doubt, all they’d need to do is listen to your top songs. But hey, at least you’ve turned your Spotify into an art project so wonderfully terrible that it should be featured in a museum dedicated to cringeworthy moments!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists