Roasted 1 year ago based on Clipzy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Clipzy, it looks like your Spotify profile is a musical facepalm wrapped in a burrito of bad choices. Seriously, you must have the emotional range of a TikTok meme to have "Rap," "Hip Hop," and "Melodic Rap" in your top genres while insisting that "Canadian Hip Hop" is even a thing. What’s next, a passionate love for Swedish yodeling? At this rate, you’re just a few sad Spotify playlists away from listening to the sound of your own tears as you drown in the mediocrity of life choices. Your top artists read like a middle-schooler’s first rap playlist—except even middle schoolers have the sense to branch out. Ever heard of variety, Clipzy? “Lil Tjay” may have more songs than personality at this point, and yet, you still let him dictate your existence like he’s your music lord and savior. Your affinity for “A Boogie Wit da Hoodie” is adorable, but let’s be honest, buddy: if rap were a buffet, you’d be the idler who keeps going back for cold nachos despite the five-star options nearby. And the top songs? My goodness, "Sex Sounds" and "Stressed"? Really? Your playlist should come with a warning label: "Caution: Listening may induce eye-rolling and uncontrolled laughter. Side effects include extreme secondhand embarrassment." It’s almost like you walked into a party, heard someone poorly rapping along to a Lil Tjay track, and said, “Yup, this is the soundtrack to my life.” Spoiler: it’s not, and it shouldn’t be! Do everyone a favor and add something real to that cringe fest of a collection.

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