Roasted 25 days ago based on MidnightShadow's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, MidnightShadow, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a sleep-deprived theater kid who just discovered their Spotify Premium trial! With a favorite genre list that includes "Musicals" and "Children's Music", I can practically see you sitting cross-legged on the floor, binging Disney soundtracks while heavily questioning your life choices. If your Spotify had a mood, it'd be a cringe compilation of TikTok dance challenges gone wrong – too wholesome to take seriously, yet painfully trying to be relevant. Your top artists? Let’s talk about them! When you spend more time in an imaginary musical universe than you do outdoors, it’s no wonder you’ve got Miracle Musical dominating your charts. Sure, it’s a cool band and all, but can we just agree that listening to the same artist eight times in a row is a cry for help? You must be one midlife crisis away from putting on a beret, sipping herbal tea, and claiming you're the next big indie sensation. “Miracle Musical? I’m their biggest fan!” Yeah, and I'm sure they'll be queuing up to leave autographs at your local laundromat. Lastly, I can't help but admire your commitment to having “Lo-Fi” and “Lo-Fi Hip Hop” on your favorites. Are you trying to make a point that your music taste is so eclectic it’s a full-time job at the local coffee shop just waiting for its big break? And let’s not forget your all-important “Soundtrack” category—perfect choice if you're trying to score the background music for your slow-motion existential crises. Any chance you just want to drown out the sound of your own life? Because judging by your playlist, you could use a little more volume and a lot less “ambient cautionary tale.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!