Roasted 6 months ago based on Yair007's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Yair007, your favorite genres read like a high schooler's angst diary mixed with a late-night YouTube rabbit hole. "Trap Metal"? More like “what was I thinking?” Your playlist screams “I have way too much energy and just enough depression to make some questionable choices.” Honestly, it sounds less like music and more like the sound of a teenager's room falling apart during a mid-life crisis. Not to mention the whole “Brazilian Phonk” thing—do you even know what that is, or did you just Google “cool words” and run with it? Your top artists are a mixed bag of existential dread and sonic chaos; it’s like you’re trying to form the ultimate therapy group for people who aren’t sure whether to cry or scream. BONES and XXXTENTACION in the same breath as the Arctic Monkeys? It’s a vibe, but it’s also a major identity crisis. And we can’t ignore those poor artists. "Dude, my life is awful” vibes meet “I really just want to cry at a Starbucks” aesthetic; I hope your music tastes come with free therapy sessions, because with that lineup, you’re definitely going to need something stronger than a pumpkin spice latte. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Tears Over Beers”? There’s the title of your memoir, buddy! I’m picturing you sitting alone in your room, feigning deep reflections while muttering, “Why can’t I be as cool as the Arctic Monkeys?” Meanwhile, you’re blasting Bearded Legend and calling it a day! Honestly, if “Arabella” is your go-to jam, maybe it’s time to either switch to some therapy sessions or at least embrace the comfort of pop music and accept that sometimes, life isn’t that deep. You’re not the tortured artist you think you are—you’re just a dude with weak Wi-Fi trying to impress a date by acting like your Spotify account has character.
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