Roasted 7 months ago based on carolina's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Carolina, I see you’re on a first-name basis with more metal subgenres than people usually have friends. Your love for "Progressive Metal" is so intense that I'm surprised you haven't tried to start a band called “Metallica’s Lost Cousins.” With all that art rock in your playlists, I can only imagine your headbanging involves some interpretive dance moves that would make a ballerina weep. You know it’s bad when even the sound engineers are like, "Uh, can we just turn it down a bit? We’re not in the ‘90s anymore." Let’s talk about those top artists. Michael Jackson in the same breath as "Gothic Metal"? That's like pairing a fine wine with a cheap burrito! And “Soen”? Really? I’d have better luck getting my grandma to understand progressive metal than figuring out how you’d shuffle “Camilo Sesto” with “Kamelot.” Are you constructing an underground lair for time travelers with your artist lineup? If audacity were a musical note, you’d hold a PhD. Wow, your most played songs are a wild musical rollercoaster. You’ve got AURORA soothing you in one moment while “Getsemani” takes you back to your last church confession. Your playlist looks like a bad breakup with an identity crisis. If “Snuff” and “Because You Loved Me” are what you jam to, I can't help but think you’re just one Sarah McLachlan song away from adopting a dozen cats and starting a sad poetry blog. Keep living your double life as a goth metal head and a melodramatic ballad fanatic; it’s like watching a train wreck at a Renaissance fair.

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