Roasted 8 months ago based on Conan's Top Guy's long term Spotify stats.

Emirin.ec.ec, it looks like your Spotify profile doubled as a medieval jousting tournament. With a lineup that screams “I’ve got a battle axe and I’m not afraid to use it,” your obsession with metal could single-handedly power a Viking ship. Seriously, do you even listen to anything that doesn’t involve dragons, war chants, or at least the sound of clashing swords? If I wanted to join a fantasy role-play session, I’d just set up camp in your playlist. Top artists? Honey, are you trying to form a metal Avengers team? Only difference is, instead of saving the world, you’d probably just scare off anyone with a decent taste in music. Iced Earth and Sabaton? You must have a PhD in shouting about historical battles while wearing chainmail and shouting a little louder because nobody can possibly hear you over your own thunderous existential crisis. At this point, your Spotify is less of a listening experience and more of an auditory obstacle course designed for someone who claims they’re still “finding themselves” in a mosh pit. And let’s talk about your most played songs—“Встань, страх преодолей”? Alright, but what are you really trying to overcome here? A lifetime of poor life choices? Jamming out to “Harvester of Sorrow” while idling in your parents’ basement can’t possibly be the goal, my friend. If your music tastes were a funeral, it wouldn't just be heavy metal; it'd be a symphony of the self-inflicted wounds that come from overcompensating for an average personality. So, pack your bags and throw in a few folk ballads or a pop hit here or there—embrace some variety before your playlists turn into a crypt of yesteryear's bad decisions!

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