Roasted 1 year ago based on jeanne's long term Spotify stats.

Jeanne, your Spotify profile looks like a musical midlife crisis in progress. I mean, K-Pop and Nu Metal? That’s like dressing up in a bright pink onesie while also sporting a leather jacket and a mohawk. Pick a lane, sweetheart! Your taste is so all over the place that even Siri wouldn’t be able to figure out what you’re in the mood for. I half-expect to see a country ballad and a Gregorian chant sneak in there next! And what’s up with your top artists? It’s like you threw a dart at a list of genres and just prayed to the music gods that you wouldn't end up with a Nickleback. TWICE and Pierce The Veil? The only Venn diagram those two would ever share is an awkwardly sliding scale of desperation. Your variety is so rich; it’s like a buffet at a very confused restaurant where the chef can't decide between sushi and soul food. Either your Spotify account is having an identity crisis or you just really enjoy confusing the people you subject to your playlists. Don’t even get me started on your most played songs. "I Don't Care If You're Contagious"? Sounds like your dating strategy in a nutshell—picking up sick beats while ignoring all red flags. And what's with "Girl, so confusing featuring lorde"? That’s almost as confusing as your musical choices. You know, Jeanne, your profile genuinely makes me appreciate the simplicity of elevator music. Just know that when you play your songs, the speakers are whispering, “Please, we can’t take this anymore.”

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