Roasted 6 months ago based on Javi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh J@vier, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a hipster barista who confidently serves you overpriced lattes made from beans harvested in a remote forest by monks. "Old School Hip Hop" and "Gangster Rap" might be your jam, but your taste screams "I peaked in high school with my mixtape featuring Eminem yelling in the background." With an arsenal of genres like "G-Funk" and "New Wave," it’s like you're trying to collect every secondhand CD at the thrift store. If musical inconsistency were a sport, you'd be the Michael Phelps of reshuffling existential crises into playlists. Your top artists read like the ultimate "Hey, I can name three musicians from the 90s" challenge. Who needs variety when you can just ride the nostalgia train to a screeching halt? Eminem, The Cure, and Nirvana? It’s a good thing you didn’t throw in a few Disney soundtracks to give your taste some actual range. And is it just me, or does the presence of both Coldplay and Big Pun on your list make it seem like you're trying to get into a fight with your own identity? It’s a wonder your Spotify isn't crying out for a little diversity while attempting to stay relevant in a list that looks like a “how-to” guide for cringeworthy middle school mixtapes. But let’s talk about your most played songs. "Wet Dreamz" by J. Cole? Nightly reminders that your high school crush never knew you existed. "Lose Yourself" again? Clearly, the only thing you’re losing is the will to diversify from the white boy angst anthem you seem to have adopted as your life mantra. And as for those countless Extremoduro tracks—let's hope they come with subtitles because deciphering your taste in music should at least come with a warning label: "Results may vary from existential dread to the profound confusion of your past self judging your current life choices."

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