Roasted 2 years ago based on KIZZYTJVXAA's long term Spotify stats.

KIZZYTJVXAA, your Spotify profile reads like a retirement home playlist. I don't know if you’re trying to relive the glory days or just avoiding anything that requires more than three chords. I mean, who knew nostalgia could be so repetitive? You have the musical taste of a dad who finally found the aux cord and desperately wants everyone to remember that he was once young and cool. Spoiler alert: nobody is getting into your Triumph of the Rock genre here! Your love for The Beach Boys is so intense that I half expect you to be their 11th member, ready to harmonize from your parents' basement while pretending it's still 1966. You say 'California Girls,' I say 'California 'please leave me alone.' Seriously, if I hear "God Only Knows" one more time, I might start believing that God is actively trying to disown you for your listening choices. The only thing less dynamic than your top songs is probably the conversation at the next classic rock-themed retirement party. And let's talk about your artists for a second. The Monkees? Really? If I wanted to hear about monkeys, I'd watch a nature documentary. Your playlist seems like it’s sponsored by “AARP Presents: The Soundtrack to Your 70-Year Class Reunion.” You’re the reason Spotify invented the "skip" button, and if I confirm you’re actually stuck in the '80s, I might just have to give you a reality check with some Cardi B. Time to step up your game, but just remember, with great playlists comes great responsibility—and you’re currently shirking that like it’s the gym membership you’ve never used!

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