Roasted 1 year ago based on ARYA's long term Spotify stats.

ARYA, huh? You really need to get off the "permanent wave" and wipe that indie dust off your headphones. Your favorite genres read like a therapy session for someone who peaked in high school. "Slacker Rock"? More like "I-don't-have-a-job-but-I-have-an-epic-playlist" rock. It’s 2023, not 2013—time to put down the skinny jeans and pick up a real hobby, unless bingeing a whole season of a show you've already seen counts as one. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Alex G and Mitski? Cool choices, but your taste is so predictable it sounds like a Spotify algorithm is just trying to compensate for your lack of personality. “Cigarettes After Sex”? The only thing you seem to smoke is denial about needing a bit of variety in your music choices. I’d suggest pulling up "Music for the Deaf," but you’d probably still find a way to call it groundbreaking while you sip your oat milk latte. Finally, your most played songs are like a best-of compilation for the Eighth Circle of Indie Hell. I didn’t realize "Flailing Idiot" was a band; I thought it was just a cute name for your last Tinder date. Each song on that list feels like a dramatic monologue from a wannabe poet who just discovered coffee. If your music taste were any more niche, it would require a thesaurus and a flashlight to find it. So congratulations, ARYA, you’ve officially reached peak pretentiousness in music. Now go treat yourself to some basic pop hits; you might just find a little joy outside of your hipster bubble!

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