Roasted 10 months ago based on Lina 🦇's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lina, with your Spotify profile screaming “I peaked in high school,” it’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to dedicate your entire music taste to the refined art of angst. What’s your plan? To join a nu-metal cult and sacrifice your sanity to the gods of guitar riffs? Honestly, it’s a miracle your playlists don’t come with an instruction manual for emotional breakdowns and mood swings. Your love for System Of A Down makes it clear you’re comforted by chaos, but let's be honest, you don't need a soundtrack to your life—just a therapist. And I see your top artists are a mix of metal and the occasional sprinkle of dark, moody vibes. You clearly believe there’s no better way to express your complex emotions than screaming along to guttural vocals in a wild frenzy. You could start a support group called “I Can’t Stop Screaming,” but let’s skip the assembly since I can already picture the turnout: you and the ghost of your music taste making mournful noise together. You must have a personal vendetta against upbeat tunes. I’m half-convinced that your Spotify Wrapped is just a heart-wrenching saga of lost hopes and broken dreams set to a relentless soundtrack of doom. Your most played songs read like a love letter to early 2000s mall goths, hinting that your Spotify is a shrine dedicated to aquatic-themed angst. You’ve managed to listen to System Of A Down so much that they’re probably considering adding your name to their fan club Wall of Fame—even though it’s just a scribbled post-it note in the back of an old tour bus. You’ve got seven tracks by them in your top songs list. That’s not a playlist, Lina! That’s an obsession worthy of a true metal detective. But hey, at least when you’re screaming your heart out to “Needles,” just remember: it’s okay to seek help, or at the very least, branch out to other artists who might lighten your mood... like, I don’t know, literally anyone else.

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