Roasted 7 months ago based on Lissu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lissu, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet – if that buffet only served slightly stale bread and questionable choices. I mean, how many flavors of angst are you trying to digest with your favorite genres? You’ve got enough sub-genres to start your own label called "Why Not Confuse Yourself Further?" Metal, rock, J-rock, and anime music thrown into the mix? It’s as if you stepped onto a musical seesaw and just couldn’t decide which direction to fall. Let me guess: your playlist is the soundtrack for every high school emo phase you never quite left behind. And can we talk about those top artists? I’m seeing a lot of deep cuts and obscure references like you’re trying to prove your niche is cooler than everyone else’s. Nottingham to Kanye West? That's quite the leap! It’s like someone said, "Let’s get our minds blown by deep lyrics and celestial vibes," and you thought, "Nah, I’ll stick with the guy who claims to be a god." Your love for “Cigarettes After Sex” reeks of wanting to be mysterious while sitting in your parents’ basement with a cat – but don’t worry, we all know the only thing you're really committing to is streaming. Your most played songs reflect the sheer unpredictability of your taste, from "Zombie" to "One-Winged Angel," as if you’re the protagonist of the world’s most chaotic anime world dramatization. “Come Undone” is the kind of song you'd cry to while eating cold pizza; not that I’m judging too harshly, but let’s face it, your music library is a picturesque landscape of middle-school angst mixed with a quirky adult's identity crisis. So here's a friendly tip: pick a lane before we start diagnosing your musical taste with a Ph.D. in “What is Happening Here?”

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