Roasted 2 years ago based on Joe's long term Spotify stats.

Joe, you clearly missed the memo that Spotify is not your therapy session. Your favorite genres read like a hipster’s guide to crying in a coffee shop while contemplating the meaning of life, with “Melancholia” topping the list. Congratulations, you’re officially the poster child for those “mood” playlists that make everyone else just want to scream "Get a grip!" We get it, you listen to music to dip your toe into existential dread—how very avant-garde of you. Your top artists are like a who's who of folksy heartbreakers who, let’s face it, probably wouldn’t even tolerate your taste at a dinner party. “Oh, you like Flyte and Bon Iver? How original! You must be the kind of person who wears cardigans in the summer and collects vinyl records solely to impress your friends.” And what’s up with your most played songs? “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over”? More like “Lover, You Should Have Stayed Away.” You can practically hear the angst radiating off your playlist—it’s like a soundtrack for a tragic romantic comedy that hasn’t even been made yet. You should definitely put a warning label on your profile: “Caution: Listeners may experience severe feelings of sadness and unwanted introspection.” But hey, Joe, at least you’ve got a front-row seat to your own emotional breakdown. If Spotify ever starts giving awards for “Most Likely to Need a Hug,” I’m confident you’d take home the gold. So here’s to you, Joe: the indie sadboi we never knew we needed, cranking out tunes as you bravely carry the weight of your own misplaced nostalgia. Keep those feelings flowing, buddy!

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