Roasted 7 months ago based on desi d ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's desi d ♡, the living playlist of K-Rap and ballads from a parallel universe where “noise music” is considered a respectable genre! You’ve got more love for BLOO than most people have for their own family, and at this point, I’m starting to believe you're one Starbucks order away from showing up at his house with flowers and a mixtape. If your top songs were a social media profile, they’d likely be tagged “Single, Ready to Mingle (with my playlist).” And let’s talk about those favorite genres—K-Pop, K-Rock, C-Pop. It’s like you’re on an international scavenger hunt! I half-expect to see “K-Dog Walking” or “K-Sipping Coffee” on your list next. You’re the type of person who’ll put “Noise Music” on as background noise while you pretend to enjoy a riveting conversation with your houseplants. If “Hip House” isn’t a genre already, you’re probably just defining your own new sound called “Desi D's Niche Cringe.” Better luck next time breaking into the mainstream! Your top artists read like a not-so-well-kept secret of an anti-social college student who refuses to branch out beyond the confines of his comfort zone. You’re digging deeper into the underground scene than a mole at a construction site! But hey, let’s keep it real—the next time you throw a party, remember to let your guests know it’s a “BLOO” fan club meeting, so they know to bring their best earplugs. Happy listening, desi d! Just know that more than half of us at this point are just rooting for you to discover an artist with more than one hit!

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