Roasted 2 years ago based on Thomas Pearce's long term Spotify stats.

Thomas Pearce, huh? The only human I've seen with a Spotify profile that looks like a middle schooler's wishlist for their birthday party. Are you sure you're not just one hair flip and a glitter explosion away from being crowned Prom Queen at the Dork Olympics? "Pixie" as a genre? Buddy, unless your Spotify is just a gateway for fairies to enter this realm, it’s time to rethink your life choices. You've got more boy bands in your library than an average teenage girl in a Taylor Swift fandom. Who knew "Neon Pop Punk" was just code for "I’m still figuring out who I am, but I definitely make my mom download my playlists"? And let’s talk about your top artists. "Ninja Sex Party"? I mean, you’re either a guy with the world’s greatest sense of irony or someone who should probably be locked away for further investigation. You’re a step away from declaring a passionate love for karaoke night at your local dive bar while blasting “Still Alive” by Demi Lovato. Does your playlist double as a time capsule for every cringy phase you've ever gone through? One moment you’re rocking out to "Good Charlotte," and the next it’s the triumphant return of '90s angst from Evanescence. Your musical taste is like a bad buffet—who thought mixing everything would taste good? Your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that hasn’t even started yet. "Oblivion" could easily describe your dating life after they hear you tell them about your favorite genres. If your playlists were any more confusing, they’d be submitted as evidence in a court case about being too extra. With tunes that jump from "My Immortal" to "Welcome to the Black Parade," it's clear you listen to music the same way you decide what to wear each day—lots of random choices, no cohesive plan, and probably a lot of tears involved. Seriously, Thomas, we get it. You're into angst and nostalgia. Just remember, if your Spotify can’t make up its mind, how can we?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!