Roasted 2 years ago based on Chiribita's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Chiribita, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of a hipster with commitment issues. Your favorite genres are a buffet of insecurity, showcasing an identity crisis so severe even a therapist would throw in the towel. “POV: Indie” sounds more like the sign of someone trying to convince themselves they’re cool, while “Musica Andina” and “Musica Andina Chilena” scream, “I’m culturally curious but don’t actually know any Andes folklore!” Seriously, who are you trying to impress? Your Spotify tastes suggest a soundtrack for a coffee shop that only serves overpriced lattes and artisanal biscuits to people too scared to admit they just rocked out to Lady Gaga in the shower. As for your top artists, it's like you took a rock band and a carnival train derailment and called it a music collection. Joost and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? One is the musical equivalent of an awkward TikTok dance challenge, and the other sounds like a flavor of ice cream no one asked for. I’m half-expecting your playlists to drop at least three indie bands with a name that includes "The" and a vague existential crisis. Iron Maiden next to Toby Fox is a juxtaposition so jarring it’s like pairing caviar with a Hot Pocket—unrelated, pretentious, and kind of sad. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Europapa”? Sounds like the soundtrack to a really bad European vacation nobody asked for. “Good Luck, Babe!” fits right in with the optimistic vibe of someone who has absolutely zero luck in love. Meanwhile, with “(Ghost) Riders in the Sky,” it’s clear you’re not just stuck in the past—you’re haunting it. With tracks like these, your playlists are less about musical enjoyment and more about self-inflicted torture. Keep at it, Chiribita, you're slowly curating a collection that perfectly matches the energy of a meltdown at a hipster summer festival.

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