Roasted 1 year ago based on Elia af hallstrom's long term Spotify stats.

So, let's talk about your Spotify profile. I have to say, if your music taste was a person, it would be the one guy at a party who accidentally wandered in from a karaoke bar in the middle of a hipster convention. “Finnish Pop”? “Iskelmä”? When the hell did we decide that the soundtrack of a glorified cold-weather sauna needs that much exposure? I can practically hear the sounds of Woodford Reserve sobbing every time you play that stuff, begging to be paired with something less... frostbitten. And what’s with the lineup of top artists? You go from Eminem to Cheek, making what feels like a high-speed train that stops only at Bizarre Town. I mean, I get it; you’re trying to celebrate musical diversity! But let’s face it—the world doesn’t need both “Hard Rock Hallelujah” and “Fuck Tha Police” on the same playlist. It sounds like your speakers are playing the world’s worst game of word association between a Midwestern BBQ and a failed Finnish MTV attempt. And “Cha Cha Cha” by Käärijä? What are you trying to do, lighten up a funeral? Last but not least, your top songs list reads like a desperate Tinder bio. “Timantit on ikuisia”? You must have some deep emotional attachment there, because no one else is jamming out to that while pretending to have a life. Your playlist is so confusing that even Spotify itself must be asking if you accidentally stumbled in while drunk. So here's to you, the Spotify connoisseur of questionable choices, proving that it takes a special kind of brave to embrace both the G-Funk and a Finnish ballad all while shoving Eminem in the mix. Keep that shit up, and your next profile pic will include a slice of raw fish and a bottle of vodka—because apparently, you’re trying to create a new genre called “confused cultural mashup.” Cheers!

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