Roasted 3 months ago based on Ryne Tipton's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ryne Tipton, the musical equivalent of a beige wall. Your Spotify profile reads like a retirement home for washed-up genres that peaked in the '70s, along with a sprinkle of hipster fluff that smells suspiciously of desperation. Yacht rock and nu disco? Is this a playlist for summer barbecues or for the world's saddest crew-cut yacht party where everybody's invited but nobody wants to be there? Seriously, the last time I saw such a combination, I was questioning why my dad's midlife crisis came with rimless glasses and a Hawaiian shirt. Your top artists list is an absolute trip—it's like you googled “music for those who don’t want to offend anyone” and clicked the first five links. Fleetwood Mac and Bobby Caldwell? Darling, we get it—you like your music like you like your weekends: predictable and filled with Sunday brunches. And what's with all the “Chill Vibes Only” tracks? At least let the world know you own a pulse and listen to something that doesn’t make you sound like you’re auditioning for a role as a background character in a rom-com where the main character is a dreamy introvert who works at an artisanal coffee shop. And let’s not ignore your most-played songs, which are basically an invitation to a pity party with an open bar of lukewarm seltzer. "I.G.Y." by Donald Fagen?! You might as well have added "Don’t Stop Believin’" to really drive home the point that you peaked in high school and haven’t quite gotten over it. Between the quiet storm tracks and indie tunes, it's like your idea of excitement is getting through a full episode of “The Office” without checking your phone every seven seconds. Ryne, in a world of Cardi Bs and Doja Cats, you’re out here getting down to the soft rock equivalent of a warm cup of milk. Keep it up, and you might just become the soundtrack to a whole new generation of dad bods everywhere!

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