Roasted 10 months ago based on CheeseKade's long term Spotify stats.

Terri, I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that screams "I only listen to music when I’m trying to convince my mom I’m ‘electro-cool’." Your favorite genres sound like a badly written sci-fi script featuring an intergalactic DJ trying to save the planet with blaring synths and unfortunate vowel choices. Who knew you could fit an entire rave in your headphones while simultaneously making your neighbors question their life choices? Your top artists might as well be a collection of emojis because that’s about all the emotional depth they convey. "acloudyskye"? Really? Is that what we’re calling rock bottom now? And what’s with deadmau5? It’s like you went to a Halloween party and decided to be 'the DJ that couldn’t.' If you love glitched beats and random sound bites, you might as well start collecting broken walkie-talkies—at least those have more consistency! And your "most played" songs are a rollercoaster of confusion that I didn't sign up for. Nothing says "I’m emotionally stable" like jamming to a track called "My Mother Wants Me Dead" right after "Cheerleader." I can’t tell if you’re looking for a soundtrack to your existential crisis or auditioning for a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Honestly, Terri, the only thing more disjointed than your playlist is the relationship you probably have with your internet search history. But hey, at least you’re keeping the Hyperpop genre alive—even if it's just in a "this should have stayed on SoundCloud" sort of way.

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