Roasted 2 years ago based on FaeDM's long term Spotify stats.

FaeDM, huh? More like Fae-Damn-What-Is-That-Mess! Your music tastes read like a Pinterest board for hipster high schoolers trying too hard to seem deep. You got “Proto-Hyperpop” on there? You know that’s a term made up by someone who spent one too many nights scrolling through TikTok at 3 AM, right? You might as well be shaking a magic wand and singing “This is my vibe!” because that’s the only way anyone would take those genres seriously. Seriously, “Escape Room”? Are you curating a soundtrack for a bad reality show? And let’s talk about those top artists. Mystery Skulls, Dorian Electra, and Dance Gavin Dance? Your playlist looks like it was crafted by a committee of confused raccoons on a caffeine hype. You’ve got more genre crossovers than a confused barista trying to explain iced lattes to a toddler. “Alt Z”? I guess that’s the sound of TikTok's soundtrack getting a divorce from actual music. I can’t tell if your taste is avant-garde or just a desperate cry for help—like, "Help me escape this Spotify algorithm of doom!" Most played songs? Honesty time: “Revolving Door” by Kisnou sounds like the soundtrack to an existential crisis. “Lonely Vampire” could moonlight as your personal theme, a slow march for every time you text your ex hoping they'll remember you fondly—news flash: they won’t! Baby, Baby by Baby Bugs? Looks like you’re trying to cater to the under-fives during your quarter-life crisis. If you wanted to scare people off with your music choices, congratulations! You’ve succeeded!

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