Roasted 2 months ago based on paulthemailman's long term Spotify stats.

Dude, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-2000s movie that went straight to DVD. Seriously, “Nu Metal” and “Sea Shanties”? It’s like you threw a party for a pirate and a dude who thinks wearing cargo shorts is a fashion statement, and they both showed up super confused. Your obsession with (Hed) P.E. suggests you might be taking “aesthetic” too literally – fellas, it’s only punk if you’re not playing it for your grandma at a tea party. Your top artists list could easily double as a lineup at the world's weirdest music festival, where everyone just stands around trying to find someone who knows what the heck a “Celtic Punk” is. Seriously, you rotate between four different sounds that no one asked for: metal that sounds like angry bagpipes, alternative tunes for when you're feeling expressive and… Celtic Metal? Next, you’ll be telling us about your crush on that one magical leprechaun band member who plays the hurdy-gurdy like he’s possessed. Just remember, if you’re putting “rap metal” on repeat, it’s best to keep the volume low so no one hears your taste in music - we’ve all got to live with the consequences of our choices, and that includes us suffering through your ear poisoning. And those most played songs? A whole top ten of (Hed) P.E. tracks? As if the first song wasn’t bad enough, you must really have a vendetta against your own eardrums to subject them to that kind of torture! You could’ve chosen literally any other artist, but nope, you decided to continue your lifelong commitment to cringe. You know it’s time to reconsider your life choices when your Spotify Wrapped becomes a diary of self-sabotage! Keep your shanties, bro, but I suggest you find a new captain for your music ship – your sound's setting sail right into a very dramatic iceberg of embarrassment!

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