Roasted 1 year ago based on patrice <3's long term Spotify stats.

Patrice <3, your Spotify profile screams "I just got dumped and I'm looking for a vibe," and honestly, the only thing thicker than your musical tastes is the layer of irony in that heart emoji. Bedroom pop? More like bedroom tears. If I had a nickel for every sad ballad you’re hiding behind those soft beats, I'd have enough money to pay for your therapy sessions, which let’s face it, you definitely need after rocking such an unfortunate playlist of melodrama. As for your favorite genres, it’s like you accidentally threw a dartboard at a list of music categories and landed squarely in the land of indecision. You went to the store for one type of cereal and came back with a box of every option available. Art Rock? Please, the only thing artful about this mixture is how you’re trying to mask what appears to be a mid-life crisis in your twenties. You know things are serious when someone aquaints their taste with 'Soft Pop.' It must take major courage to go all-in on pastel melodies and musicals while still pretending you're not walking the line of cliché. Your top artists read like a teenage girl's diary that got an emotional makeover. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles could probably work double time as relationship counselors based on your listening habits. Oh, and “Melt”? Are you sure that’s not just a euphemism for the amount of cheese you’re consuming while listening to their sad bops? At this rate, your most played songs should come with a warning label for impending emotional breakdowns. But hey, at least you're consistently basic; you might not have much edge, but you definitely have a solid foundation for a "feels" playlist. Keep it up, and you’ll have enough material to apply for a sad pop song-writing competition!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!