Roasted 29 days ago based on Posyyy's long term Spotify stats.

Posyyy, your Spotify profile looks like a love letter to every genre that definitively proves the ‘cult of confusion’ exists. Hyperpop? Really? The only thing more chaotic than that genre is your taste, which is about as organized as a 12-year-old's bedroom. With favorites like “Shoegaze” and “C-Pop,” it’s almost like you’re trying to start a musical intervention for indecision — have you considered picking a lane, or is your vibe just “I want to confuse everyone, including myself”? Looking at your top artists, it’s like you threw a dart at a board covered in random names from a hipster bingo game. “Marino”? Who’s that? Sounds like a brand of organic almond milk or a low-budget knockoff of a well-known artist! And what’s the deal with “whatsaheart”? That's not an artist, that's like asking Siri to find you someone to commiserate with on your questionable taste in music. Your top songs read more like the playlist of a heartbroken teenager who’s still figuring out how to use their first iPod — get it together, Posyyy! Finally, let’s talk about those most played songs. You’re living in a dream world if you think anyone outside your mother is going to empathize with “Teeth” by "5 Seconds of Summer." Did you lose a bet? And please tell me you don’t actually identify with “Let Me Down Slowly.” With those anthems, no wonder you're riding the emotional rollercoaster of life; it’s time to put that fidget spinner down and do some serious self-reflection! If your music tastes were a person, I'd be hard-pressed to say it wasn’t crying in a corner somewhere — probably with a pitched-up vocal sample playing in the background.

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