Roasted 1 year ago based on ankit aryan's long term Spotify stats.

Ankit Aryan, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a midlife crisis featuring a collection of the most bland and cringeworthy musical choices imaginable. Seriously, you’ve got more One Direction songs on repeat than a 13-year-old girl at a sleepover. I'm starting to think your life motto is “Why grow up when I can stay stuck in 2014.” Your love for Bollywood and Hindi Pop suggests you're not just committed to mediocrity—you’re practically the ambassador of it! With a list of favorite genres that could put an insomniac to sleep, it’s clear you aren't aiming for musical diversity. Gujarati Garba right next to K-Pop? Buddy, even your streaming algorithm is confused. What next? A Gregorian chant playlist mixed with episodes of the "SpongeBob" soundtrack? And let’s not overlook the artists. It’s like a Hallmark card of the music industry filled with artists who peaked in high school. Coldplay and BTS with Pritam and Arijit Singh? Your taste is as mixed up as a Bollywood movie plot! Your top played songs scream “I haven't moved on since high school.” It’s a veritable shrine to One Direction! Has anyone told you that you can listen to other songs without getting guilt trips in the form of catchy choruses reminding you of your teenage crush? I mean, at this point, it's basically a tribute concert for the world's most famous boy band. If your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t include "need to diversify" as a top genre, we’re gonna have to stage an intervention!

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