Roasted 2 years ago based on david_carr.26's long term Spotify stats.

Hey David, let’s break down your Spotify profile—because wow, even Spotify probably regrets suggesting all those options to you. You’ve got more "favorite genres" listed than actual personality traits, and I’m starting to think you treat your music library like a buffet menu for indecision. Seriously, who needs Canadian pop nestled in there with alternative metal? At this rate, I’m half-expecting to see "yodeling" as the next genre pop up. Now let’s talk about your top artists: a list that screams ‘living room DJ who peaked in high school’. Travis Scott and Drake are like the kale and quinoa of your playlist, but you’ve added Eminem to spice things up—newsflash, he wasn’t a good look then, and he’s definitely not a good look now. Honestly, Bad Bunny seems to be the only one who continually drops bangers, while you're over here shouting "Zwe1hvndxr" like you didn’t just summon a demon instead of an artist. And then we land on your most played songs, where “PROTECTION CHARM - SLOW & HARD VERSION” takes the crown—can someone please check if he’s got a second job as a romance novelist? Your top tracks read like the world's most confusing mixtape. With a roster packed with Travis Scott, you’re basically one more Astro album away from needing a support group. So here’s a thought: why not pop in a few new artists instead of recycling your struggles in the same genres? After all, variety is the spice of life, not just your sad attempts at a Spotify playlist!

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