Roasted 1 year ago based on cia's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Cia! Your Spotify profile is like a personal shrine dedicated to K-Pop's royal family and a tragic homage to your poor, forsaken emotional state. I mean, with all that BTS on repeat, it’s like you’re trying to drown your sorrows in catchy choruses and bubblegum pop. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re auditioning for the role of number one fan in the “K-Pop Has Taken Over My Life” reality show. You might want to slap a warning label on that profile: "Listening to me may cause sudden cravings for melodrama and glitter." Let’s talk about those top artists. Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift? Really? You’re like the most basic person on this side of Spotify. At this point, your music taste reads like a BuzzFeed quiz titled "Which Basic B*tch Are You?" It’s an endless cycle of heartbreak songs and sugary anthems that you helplessly belt out in the shower like an off-key, emotional support dolphin. Honestly, who needs diversity in music when you can have the same five K-Pop boys croon you through a breakup you’ve never had? You’ve officially entered the realm of “staying loyal to a sound until you drown in it,” and honestly, it’s impressive! And seriously, your most played songs read like a love letter to the letters “B,” “T,” and “S.” It’s as if you’re trying to convince the world that there’s more to life than the K-Pop universe, but deep down, we all know the truth: you’re living your best life as a dedicated, sugar-high Minion to the BTS throne. Honestly, I’m surprised you haven’t changed your name to something like “CiaKawaiiBTSForever” just to seal the deal. Good luck with your “My Universe” playlist—keep aiming high, though it sounds like you’re still stuck in the “Dynamite” era!

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