Roasted 16 days ago based on adamdwy's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, adamdwy! Your Spotify profile looks like the sad Tinder bio of a guy who just found out that “Indonesian Indie” isn’t a new type of sushi. You’ve got enough Indonesian rock on here to start an export business, but let's be honest — you’re the reason the music streaming service put the “no more than five” restriction on genres. If I wanted to see a list that long, I’d just check your grocery shopping list for instant noodles and take-out menus. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a list of 2000s hipster bands and then decided to sprinkle in some local Indonesian talent for exotic flair. The only thing more predictable than your obsession with The Strokes is the fact that your Spotify account is 90% introverted angst dressed in vintage plaid. Seriously, if your playlists were a person, they’d be the type to over-analyze their coffee order like it’s a deep philosophical question about existence. As for your most played songs? “The more I try to trace you forthwith, the less I want to know where to find you”? More like “the more I listen to you, the more I want to put my headphones in and pretend I don’t know you.” Your top tracks play out like a soap opera dedicated to unrequited love. But let’s be real, if you spent half as much time jamming to these tunes in public as you do in your mom's basement, maybe you'd have a social life that doesn't revolve around bands no one else has heard of. Bravo!

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