Roasted 7 months ago based on memorias.del.cinematografo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s *memorias.del.cinematografo*, a profile that sounds less like a music lover and more like a pretentious film studies student who never left the campus coffee shop. Your playlist is basically a hipster's mad libs gone wrong. Seriously, who needs that many subgenres? You must have a PhD in obscure classifications! "Yacht Rock" next to "Bolero" is like mixing a cat video with a documentary on the mating rituals of slime mold — how did we arrive here? And what’s going on with your top artists? Steely Dan and BROCKHAMPTON? It's like you threw your music taste into a blender, added some hip hop, a sprinkle of Latin folklore, and hoped for the best. You’ve got Kendrick and Kanye, only to derail it with Carly Rae Jepsen—nothing screams identity crisis like jamming to “Call Me Maybe” after “HUMBLE.” The only thing more confusing than your music choices is how you haven’t been interned at a therapist’s office yet. Now let's address those most played songs! Are you a music addict or are you secretly trying to break the world record for the number of times someone can listen to track titles in Japanese? "青のすみか"? "青春コンプレックス"? What’s next, an eggplant emoji in your username? It’s like your musical experience is an exotic buffet you can’t decide on, so you end up filling your plate with stuff you can’t even pronounce. I’m just saying, your Spotify profile could use a bit of clarity—like a glass of water after a night of partying in a vinyl shop.

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