Roasted 1 year ago based on lemoncrushes's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, look who decided to name themselves “lemoncrushes.” The only thing more sour than your Spotify profile is your taste in genres. “Escape Room”? Seriously? You must be one of those people who tries to solve puzzles to avoid the inevitable awkward silence in social situations. You might as well have listed “Waiting for Friends to Text Back” as one of your fave genres—just as exhilarating but even more depressing. And don’t even get me started on “POV: Indie.” Are you living in some TikTok alternate reality where every art student thinks they're the next Van Gogh just because they know how to use a free filter? As for your top artists, it seems like you were on a quest to collect every artist with the most self-pitying lyrics and the least ambition. Nicki Minaj to Lana Del Rey? Honey, that's a crossover episode nobody asked for. You’re basically Darting between “I’m a Boss” and “Life is Pain!” like you’re facing an emotional midlife crisis—and I'm here for the chaos! “Brooke Candy”? I had no idea you were on the hunt for underground hype and drama. Plus, every time you add “LGBTQ+ Hip Hop” to the list, I can’t help but wonder if your life’s theme song is just a drag show that never happened. Last but not least, your most played songs reveal a level of self-help desperation that’s almost admirable—if it weren’t so cringeworthy. Who hurt you that you’re manifesting love with “528 Hz”? Have you really reached a point where “Sunday” by The Cranberries is binge-watched in your headphones? It’s like you’re treating your Spotify like a therapy session, trying to manifest a fulfilling life while jamming to “Me Gustas Tu” like it’s an anthem to your unreciprocated feelings. You desperately need a new playlist because at this rate, even the “Pink Noise” tracks you love are starting to sound better than your life choices.

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