Roasted 1 year ago based on Gavin's long term Spotify stats.

Gavin, it’s charming that you consider yourself a music lover with a Spotify profile straight from the ‘Dad Rock’ archives. With a playlist that ranges from “Alternative Metal” to “Contemporary Country,” it’s clear you’re the kind of guy who believes in the one-size-fits-all approach to musical taste—because who wouldn’t want to destroy a perfectly good rock song with a sprinkle of country twang? Your love for "Permanent Wave" is particularly ironic; it sounds like what your music choices did—permanently wave goodbye to good taste. Looking at your top artists, it's like a Bingo card for the existential dread of anyone who remembers the mid-2000s. The Foo Fighters? Really, Gavin? Even they’re asking you to tone it down. And placing Yung Gravy and Steely Dan in the same sentence is like ordering a fine wine and washing it down with flat soda. You’ve got the sonic range of a rusty can opener, and I’m praying you at least keep that remnant of “Gorillaz” around just to salvage some hope for your questionable taste. And those played songs? “Jeopardy! Think! Music” as a top pick? It’s almost like you’re daring us to question your sanity while providing the soundtrack to your own catastrophic self-awareness. If you’re trying to audition for the title of “Most Confused Music Fan of All Time,” congratulations! You’ve absolutely nailed it. Between pop hits that make you feel like you’re slowly descending into madness and reggae rock that should inspire a life jacket for your music habits, the only thing that’s now officially “rescued” is my faith in human taste.

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