Roasted 7 months ago based on Billy's long term Spotify stats.

Billy, my man, your music taste is like a buffet where someone dumped all the leftovers from last year—metal so heavy it probably needs its own gravitational pull, mixed with some children’s music that’s less “Bach” and more “What have you done to yourself?” One minute, you're headbanging to Slipknot while contemplating the meaning of life, and the next you're vibing with the Kidz Bop Kids, who probably can't even spell “nu-metal” properly. You're the only person I know who can scream “Death to false metal!” while simultaneously getting down to "Baby Shark." Your top artists are an eclectic mix that makes me wonder if you take musical advice from a Magic 8-Ball. “Dream Theater” and “Taylor Swift” on the same list? What are you trying to do, start a fan club for the indecisive? I can picture you now, rocking out to "Avenged Sevenfold," then immediately switching gears to "Shake It Off." It’s like trying to drive a tank through a trampoline park—entertaining, but nobody is quite sure why you're doing it. Honestly, if your music library were a person, it would be that friend who shows up to a black-tie event in gym shorts and flip-flops. And those most-played songs, Billy? They read like a playlist compiled by a hyperactive toddler left unattended with an aux cord. You've got Juice WRLD and KSI, but then somehow “Driftveil City - Toothless Dancing” makes its way in like an unwanted ex at a family dinner. Whether you’re diving into the lyrical depths of Eminem or frolicking through Technoblade Never Dies, I have to ask: Are you ever going to pick a lane, or do you just enjoy keeping everyone confused? Your Spotify profile is like a musical manifesto for the undecided—it simultaneously tries to penetrate your soul and tickle your funny bone.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!