Roasted 7 months ago based on Hemish's long term Spotify stats.

Hemish, your Spotify profile is a true testament to the fact that you’ve somehow managed to embrace every genre that reflects a desperate cry for identity. “Desi”, “Hindi Hip Hop”, and “Bollywood” all on repeat like you’re trying to convince the universe you know what cultural diversity means. Let’s not forget those garbas filling your playlist—stepping to “Gujarati Garba” is fun until someone reminds you it’s just a glorified version of calisthenics designed to distract from how painfully basic your taste in music really is. Your top artists list reads like the world’s most confused dinner party invitation. Talha Anjum and The Local Train are there to keep you grounded while Eminem and Young Stunners desperately conjure up street cred that crumbles the moment you blare “Mujhe Peene Do” while trying to impress your friends with your ‘taste’. I mean, you can’t exactly brag about your love for A.R. Rahman when there's a Bhajan cringing right next to his masterpiece. Your playlist could moonlight as a cultural awareness course, except nobody would pass because you combined every vibe known to man into one awkwardly chaotic mix. And let's talk about your most played songs. You’ve got “Gajanan: Sukh Karta Dukh Harta” on there, because nothing screams “I have my life together” like soldiering through existential dread with a Bhajan. Meanwhile, “Dream On” follows closely, as if to remind everyone you’re still trying to fulfill those daydreams of being cool while juggling a weirdly eclectic collection of songs no one asked for. From “Stairway to Heaven” to “Die With A Smile,” it’s almost like your playlists are an emotional see-saw, flinging you from euphoric highs to the depths of confusion in mere seconds. Seriously, Hemish, have you considered a support group for your taste in music?

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