Roasted 9 months ago based on Boo's long term Spotify stats.

Boo, your Spotify profile is like a piñata that swung and hit itself into a cactus: all over the place and oddly painful. I mean, I've seen mixtapes from ex-boyfriends that were more coherent than your taste in music. Reggaeton? Urban Latin? You’ve got the musical palate of someone who's just been released from a year-long coma and is trying to cram every genre into a blender. Not to mention your playlist is literally "What Do You Mean?" featuring a chorus of confused listeners asking, “What did I just hear?” Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. You’ve got more Bad Bunny than a family of rabbits on a sugar high, and BTS is probably still recovering from the culture shock after being featured next to "Colombian Pop." Seriously, how do you expect to cater to every mood—from a Colombian dance floor banger to an emotional, acoustic Hillsong track? Did you just take a deep dive into the music charts and say, “What does the algorithm want?” You know it’s bad when even Spotify’s algorithm is like, “Bro, I can’t help you here.” And your most played songs list? It's as if someone threw darts at a dartboard filled with Spotify’s top hits and the resident hipster at your local cafe just put on blinders while curating it. “Highs & Lows” by Hillsong Young & Free appears twice because even Spotify can’t bear the thought of your existential crisis without an echoing gospel background. Frankly, your music taste reads like someone trying to cover all the bases—like a kid buying every candy in the store because they can’t choose their favorite. Just pick a lane, Boo, because right now it looks like your Spotify profile is hosting the world’s most confused house party and nobody knows where the beat is coming from!

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