Roasted 2 months ago based on Lion's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lion, your Spotify profile is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for confusion and questionable taste. First off, the blend of reggaeton and country music makes me wonder if you're trying to create the world's first “hoedown at the fiesta” vibe. I half-expect you to show up at a party wearing a cowboy hat over a sombrero, strumming a guitar while doing a dance that even a confused chicken wouldn’t commit to. Seriously, with these genres, you’re either a musical visionary or your Spotify was hacked by a color-blind raccoon. And let’s talk about your top artists, which read like a middle schooler’s reading list for their “World Culture” project. From the majestic 8 tracks of HUNTR/X (who I guess is fine if you’re doing accounting on soundcloud) to the obligatory mention of Morgan Wallen, your playlist sounds like it was crafted by a committee of indecisive teenagers trying to figure out which friend’s party to crash. I’m just surprised you haven’t added “Parody Soundtrack” as a genre—you clearly have a knack for parodying good taste. As for your most played songs, it resembles a sad mixtape crafted for a breakup that never even happened – like a love letter that got lost in the mail due to poor musical direction. “Golden” and “Free” by HUNTR/X, while their music might try with the tenacity of an overenthusiastic high school theatre performer, seem like the soundtrack to a dismal rom-com that relies heavily on an outdated formula. Just remember, Lion, naps exist for a reason—sometimes hitting shuffle on your own embarrassing collection stings a little less when you’re dozing off in denial.

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