Roasted 2 years ago based on skitz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, skitz! What a name – as if you couldn't decide between being quirky and just plain confused. Your Spotify profile looks like a mix tape made by someone who opened YouTube and messed up the search bar, hitting the Russian Hip Hop genre harder than Vladimir Putin hits the gym. With a favorite genres list that reads like the side menu of a hipster coffee shop, one can't help but wonder if your music taste is so diverse because you’re trying to outrun your lack of personality. And let’s talk about your top artists. A$AP Rocky and Travis Scott? Cool, but can you drop the "clout oasis" act and admit you’re just vibing in the Hall of Shame for underwhelming choices? But hey, at least you’ve got the Russian Emo Rap scene on speed dial. It’s the perfect soundtrack for all your angst about not getting enough likes on your selfie posts. Seriously, though, if you spend any more time jamming to "Solfeggio 528 Hz for clarity," you’ll start believing you’re a sound healing guru instead of the confused music connoisseur you actually are. Looking at your most played songs, it seems like you’ve got managing your playlist down to an art – the art of confusing everyone who lands on your profile. "Help_urself 2"? More like "Help urself to some better taste!" And let's be real, the only reason that “SimpsonWave1995” is on repeat is because it reminds you of the happiest day of your life: when you discovered that you can upload a random assortment of songs and call it eclectic. You’re like that kid in class who throws glitter on everything, hoping it’ll distract from the fact that there's nothing actually there.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!