Roasted 8 months ago based on eozbalci's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, eozbalci, your Spotify profile is like a sonic dumpster fire, and I’m both terrified and oddly fascinated. You’ve got a penchant for genres that sound like they were invented during a late-night gaming marathon fueled by Red Bull and regret. Phonk, Brazilian Phonk, Drift Phonk? At this point, you’re just a black hole of sub-genre confusion, sucking in all post-2000s music like a vacuous void of taste. If music were food, you’d be the guy serving mystery meat tacos at a prep school cafeteria. And then there are your top artists! You've crafted a list that reads like a hipster’s grocery list gone wrong. MoonDeity and glichery? Seriously, are you curating a soundtrack for a cult dedicated to bad vibes? You’ve turned social capital into musical debt, and I’m shocked the Spotify algorithms haven’t yet formed a union to protest playing your sad emo rap and "melodic" heartbreak tunes. Your taste is so niche it’s practically a taxonomy of questionable choices, and even your playlists seem to be asking to be put out of their misery. And those most played tracks? A disorienting mashup of what sounds like a character select screen for an indie game where everyone’s losing at life. “NITRO” by “LXNGVX”? Please, it sounds more like my toddler's attempt at a spelling bee. Your listening habits scream, "I know I have potential, but I'm choosing to spend it all down a rabbit hole of cringe!" Get it together, eozbalci! Music should elevate you — not trap you in a cycle of existential dread that even your Spotify wrapped slinks away from in shame!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!